policekArar:
policekar never apologizes; he makes others to apologize to him!
road pOdubavar:
But the policekaar looks apolegetic without apologising!
Then enters fast gun Murgan with his masal vadai in left hand and in right hand he is holding MK-87 he bought from moore market.It is very powerful gun and he waves it menacingly at policekaar in police car.
Murugan says ippudoo choodoo and shoots at the coconut tree and a cocnut falls from the tree( all ready husk removed and coconut broken into two equal parts with the pulp as white as colgate paste)
Then Murugan says dont cut corners with tamizhan we have captain Doobaakaran in our own Vijayakanth.He can shoot down a Sukoi - 30 with a air gun and all terrorists are jujubee to him.
But in the shadows Rubber singh and Sidekick sambhar are active and in full alert.
Secerte Guy:
oor makkaL #3:
In the restaurant the karaoke bar has the song,
"kai kotti siripArgaL..."
oorAr siripArgaL.
The whole of chennai seems to be happy because of the smallest rain they had. Rubber Singh and Gurkha know very well. They can now bring one mobile network in US down. All they have to do is somehow get the DOS app running in the blackberry. They wait for Policekar to press the spacebar at 10.10 PM. It is 10:o9:58 PM. Just then they hear from the Karaoke bar,
"Chinna mullu kadhali allO"
"periya muLLu kAdhalan allo
The singers have no clue what is brewing. In the meantime vadivel had a swig of the bottled "water". And kept on repeating, "nAn rombha nallavan" "nAn rombha nallavan".
On the other side in the next table, was the family visiting India coming from of course US. The Dad and Mom are talking about how they went through the Swine Flu scan. The Dad disturbed by vadivel looks at him.
The Mom, என்ன தேஞ்ச ரெகார்ட் மாதிரி சொன்னதையே சொல்லறான் ? ("yenna theainja record mAdhiri sonnathaiye sollarAn?")
The young girl, "Daaad? what is a theinja record?"
Dad: well it is a kind of round disc much bigger than the CDs you have, sorry, you don't,I have, you have the IPod. And usually dark in color. We used to hear music from it.
Son: What is it made of?
Dad : veenyl
Son : o you mean vainayil.
Dad: ஆமாம் . சரி சரி கொஞ்சம் எல்லாம் பிளேட்டா பார்த்து சாப்பிடுங்கோ . எங்க போனாலும் பராக்கு பாக்க வெண்டியது (amAm. Seri seri konjam yellAm plateA pArthy sApidungO. Yenga pOnAlum parAkku pAkka veandiyadhu).
Pan to Boston......
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