oor MakkaL #3:
Vadivel came, sat with eating party. But his eyes were bloodshot. It was full moon alright, suddenly,(no) as usual, the power failed. But it was a candle light dinner so each of the eating party could see the others face. Face alone.
Then...
road pOdubavar:
Then in the candle light dinner vadivelu cannot see properly and moreover he is little over the moon with all the spirits consumed earlier .
Now the serious actor he is ,he reaches for the food and accidentally picks up candle and eats it.
He now waxes eloquent telling this is the hottest & smoothest food he has enjoyed, all the while there is smoke emanating from his mouth.
Now parthiban says idhudhan steaming foodu da vennai.
But vadi looks a little like a buttered toast and stupidly smiles at parthiban ..............
kuzhaiyadi mAmi:
now the story takes a twist, our Policekaar acting like a 'vedi vacha vadivelu' infact is really acting like a fool. In fact, the power cut was arranged by him in convenience \ with the hotel management. Infact, taking the lady in the car and going to the five star hotel etc was also preplanned by him to investigate on a group of big 'dada' operating on the outskirts of chennai. Infact, the Gurkha himself was one of the 'chota' of the big dada (see otherwise how a gurkha can take bun and tea in five star hotel?) The candle had a secret camera and was taking video's of the Gurkha and other people, But when the lady knowingly or unknowingly brought Gurkha to the table, Policekaar signed to the hotel managment of put off the lights and ate the candle (a wafer bicuit candle) after carefully holding the camera under his tongue. Policekaar na summava?
then,
oor makkaL #3:
mAmi ippadi neega kadhaiya continue panuga AnAkka first laerndhu solla veandAm....
kuzhaiyadi mAmi:
saridA pOkatha payalae
oor makkaL #3:
The lady had to go to the powder room, because the last line in script started so.
The police came to book but saw only faces. Suddenly the room became bright, because the police had a bright idea. He opened his netbook. Was trying hard to find a anonymous wireless connection to remote into his desktop at the office. All he could do was emote ( :-( ), because he could not get a connection or could see the keyboard clearly.
The room became brighter, yes another bright idea, he asked vadivel for his Blackberry. Opened it to do a text message. The blackberry screen became bright white, like as though it was cleaned with Super RIN.
Using that, he remoted into his desktop. But it took a long time to get the correct userid and password. All excitement and tension made him forget the correct userid and password out of 15 pairs he uses to hack into many computers(of course the terrorists')
Once he was in, the room's brightness came down a little bit, because he switched off one of the bright ideas having completed it successfully. he also remembered the carbon footprints. he made a note of the word foot prints . But with the other bright idea went to look at his FaceBook friends. Remember ( he saw faces and he wanted to book) that was the key.
Logging into his facebook, he went to load the app for analyzing footprints that he had written. He had the app loaded. But how to get the gurkha's foot print?
The room became bright again. Of course another idea. He dropped the panneer tikka masala bowl on the floor near the gurkha. Not on gurkha but near him.
Gurkha trying to step aside, placed his shoe on the panneer tikka masala sauce. The policekaar then used the napkin to get the footprint from the floor, of the gurkha pretending to wipe the shoes.
He then silently used the blackberry's built in camera to capture the print. He messaged that to his gmail from blackberry. He then logged into his gmail which now he saw was not beta anymore and loaded the picture into his facebook app.
But alas....
Then.....
Kuzhaiyadi mAmi:
by the time the lady returns from the powder room (rest room/toilet anyway you can call it) and seeing the bright policekaar, she becomes brighter (poweder effect) and asks policekaar the reason for brightness. The policekaar raises his hands towards the ceiling meaning 'God is there to help him and hence the brightness' but the lady not so bright thinks because the lights it is bright.
In the meanwhile, his notebooks again disconnects and thr brightness slowly turning to darkness. The lady gets a bright idea - she tells Policekaar 'hay our techie friend from Boston will be able to use his html knowledge to solve this techie problem'
then..
oor makkaL #3:
continuing the events as it happened..
Looking at the connection dying out, the policekaar was miserable. But he had the blond, the lady who came for the dinner with him, around
She suggested the techie link, remember? She should be blond.
But no connection how would he communicate with the techie?
Just then at the karaoke bar, there was a song request, and the singer tried hard to pronounce the lyrics.
But polickAr having been trained in speedreading tried reading it fast. But the screen was far away.
Ttime was short.
So was his sight.
With his razor sharp brain, he short circuited his sight and time and used the blackberry to read the lines,
It read,
Telephone maNipOl siripavaL ivaLA?
He looked at the blond,
She laughed or was it the cellphone ringing?
Looked at the blackberry it was not ringing.
It must be the blond he chuckled.
There was bright light again. The blond looked up at the ceiling.
The policekar was texting the techie.
The scene pans to boston.
What a day! What a day!
Things are so peaceful that one could feel the storm brewing somewhere in the southwest from Boston. It was around 2.00 PM EST
The techie was doing his work at his office. Suddenly a text msg in his samsung flip phone.
"I hate this", the techie said. He does not like people texting him unless it is important.
The message read, "need html help. log on to our common account -PK"
The scene pans back to the dinner table,
the gurkha, vadivel and parthiban were smiling as if they have conquered a network.
Little did the polickar realize that he is using vadivel's blackberry is compromising the
access to policekar's userids and passwords. Also now the policekAr has opened a larger network
to spam for the triads.
Then....
road pOdubavar:
Then the blond sings orruu koodai sunlight ,ooru koodai moonlight to tighten his belt and lighten the tension.
Now policekaar is using the blackberry and eating strawberry
from a box.
Now he sees the fat Rubber singh calling his side kick "Arre oh Sambhar"
But sambhar observes the gurkha sitting idly ,eating the idlies with oorkha!
But the oorkha is too hot and gurkha wants water urgently to lessen the heat of the booth Jalokia powder used in oorkha.
Parthiben calls the vaudeville vadivel softly "dey vennai avanuku thanni kattu raa"
But Vadelivel gives him a bottle by mistake in which he has already mixed paattai sarayam with water as a ready mix>
The gurkha takes a swig of water to stop his eyes watering from heat of oorkha and turns to Vadivel "ivaan rowmbha nallavan "
Suddenly the policekaar enters with his police car..............
oor makkaL #3:
In Boston:
the techie asks for permission and goes home to log into the "common account". He logs into it and opens his HTML editor, his favorite notepad.
Looks at his communication console,
sees Policekar, checks the location of Policekar from his mashup app he developed using Google API. The techie sees Policekar in logging from the computer in the car.
Firt message: Techie verifies PoliceKar by a challenging question
Techie: PK are you in car?
PK: oui
Techie confirms it is policekar indeed.
He then shares the notepad with PK.
PK: I need to scan a footprint for in the Indian RAW database
Techie: Ok let me route into that. Do I have the permission?
PK: Use our "President given" userid and the password is password.
Techie: Ok. let me do that.
Techie enters the userid and enters password as (ha ha I will not tell the real password). Thinking such smiles at the desktop.
Then....
kuzhAyadi mAmi:
Techie smiles to himself heartily as he is alone at home and looks into the monitor and what he sees,
a muffled shriek from the techie fills the empty home. While the roads are flooded and the rains bashing the window panes, the muffled shriek from the techie is really muffled.
He again closes his eyes as if to remove the image he is seeing on the monitor and then opens his eyes.
again the same image,
Policekaar showing his 32 minus 7 teeth with his hair standing out as if the ceiling is having a magnetic effect on the hair of the police kaar but all this even if it is little out of this world was not the one which made the techie let out a muffled shriek but the foot print scanned looked like that of the 'Dinosar' in Boston Sceintific Museum ( with three fingers in the front and one hanging from behind the foot) But, our brave techie would not have let out the shriek seeing the Dinosar foot na? But it was not only the foot of Dinosar that frightened our techie. The foot seemed to get bigger and bigger as if it will come out of the monitor to hit the nose of the techie
Now all yours,
road pOdubavar:
Polickaar does not bat an eyelid and stares at the dino foot thinking my foot I know this because the fossiled foot of dinasour has been scanned and subject to carbon dating to find out how young is the T-rex!
Now enters vadeville vadivel with classic line"Ah ha,Vaandu taangaa ayaa ,vaandutangaa"
oor makkaL #3:
Techie: Hmmmmm ! How many times ? How many times to tell Pk? PK ! do not do not point the mouse on the maginifying icon and keep tapping with your index finger on the mousepad. If you want to think tap your brain not the mousepad.
PK: he he he. But do you see what I see?
Techie: duh! we are sharing the Notepad remember?
PK: Thousand apologies! Vat I am trying to say is?
Techie: hold on buddy, now that you have brought it back to normal view, I do see some strange shoe pattern. Let me connect the notedpad to the RAW datascanner that we built.
Techie's computer gives a intruder warning.
Techie: Yikes! The zombie networks have awakened? How did that happen?
To PK: PK, where did you send the txtmsg from?
PK: from a blackberry I borrowed from vadivel.
Techie: Who is vadivel?
PK: met him at the restaurant.
Techie: H*!#$@*# S@#$%^@&#!!! PK looks like someone is tunneling into the system. Have to go offline let me use my magnifying glass and match the soulpattern with the 1976 database.
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